you're my favouritest boy. but you're not my favouritest bear. London Bear is my favouritest bear. (LB is getting a little jealous)

PS: I Love You.

hee hee... brings back memories of.. grade seven, was it? grade eight?

I'm My Own Grandpa
Guy Lombardo

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

:D

good luck, rohit. we'll miss you.

how far can YOU get?

alright. so it has been decided. smallfat is officially retiring. well.. gradually.

but the more interesting, relevant stuff is all at skwishy.blogspot.com, so that's where to go...

smallfat is only going to provide random links to stupid, procrastinating-ey things... until it sinks into obscurity. does that even make sense? bah. cant think.. much less write.

cleaning is hat.

hmm.. i wonder just HOW private i can make this blog..

could i make it password protected so only authorized individuals could view it? could i make it viewable by application, only?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Done, and done.

I'm not just talking about exams.

Why Do I Not Study?

Because...

No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )

Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

copied from lalicks... that's right, im dating a NERD!

it's not so funny anymore.

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	ten
your best quality is	you give friends great advice
your worst quality is	NOTHING
this is because	you are who you are
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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	seven (you rock)
your best quality is	youre responsible
your worst quality is	sometimes you want perfection
this is because	its genetic
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

*SLAP*

im sorry. i didnt mean to hurt you. but it was fun.

DAMN Hiccups!

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
I don't know what a slide rule is for
But I do know "one and one is two"
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful, wonderful world this would be

~Simon and Garfunkel

gotta love 'em...

but not as much as i love you.

(AWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want and i'll try to be as honest as I can be. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this message allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. ANYONE can ask me stuff...just use your username or anonymous, whatever you want.

copied from lalicks

You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the whole sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"For seeing all names are imposed to signifie our conceptions; and all our affections are but conceptions; when we conceive the same things differently, we can hardly avoyd different naming of them."

~ Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan. His spelling, not mine.

copied from lalicks

hmm.. might actually try some of these..


A: grab a permanent marker.. the wording on my shirt needs to be amended.. and then we need to get you one that says the same.. but better.

is that really how to roll a joint?
yep.
cool. i didnt know that.
now you know.

Weed!!!

see also: skwishy.blogspot.com for less random thingies.. postings.. right.. that's what they're called.

people: update your blogs, goddammit!!! how am i supposed to procrastinate effectively without reading material?!?

studying sucks. procrastinating rocks.

heehee.. so much fun!

PNOMIA!! The Q is Silent, As Well As Invisible!

From this day forward, I will be known as "Midnight Overlord"

..·¨ :·.·: .·¨·. :.. :.. :¨ .·¨·. ¨:¨

Eeeeeeeeeetchy

i itch
you itch
(s)he itches
we each
you itch
they itch

what i have learned today:
(political theory material not included)

word up: (slang) multifunctional colloquial phrase. can be used as a salutation, along the same lines as "yo sup"; and also can be a conclusive statement, similar to "peace out."

in case i didnt.. (although im sure i did.. but perhaps i just thought it, and didnt actually SAY anything.. i was tired.. sometimes thoughts seem like actions when you're tired to the point of delirium) thank you, thank you, thank you. for everything. i love you.

thought: If I were to die before exams, I would not be able to fail any of my courses. They would just be "Incomplete." Hmmmmmmmm......

hoorah!! L has switched to blogger! i win!!

fucking hell. just what i need.

"your family, well at least d and a for sure are suspecting that you maybe seeing someone..
a thinks that if you are its a
but she doesn't think you are
if you do mention it to them, don't tell them i told you
bye!"

now what?

romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap.. baiting you until the metal bar of reality snaps down and breaks your neck.
~becker

1039.6... Boo-Ya!

Goo....

havent updated in a while...

it's been a pretty hectic few days.. what with all the assignments.. and the end of classes... and all the mad celebrating.. and the scary after-effects of that partying..

one more assignment.. and this damn essay.. and then, on thursday, IT STARTS...

Apr 08.........1400h.........POLS 250
Apr 12.........0900h.........ECON 239
Apr 20.........1900h.........ECON 222
Apr 21.........0900h.........ENGL 260
Apr 22.........1400h.........ECON 250

fantastic, eh? the two hardest ones first.. and then three all crammed together..

well.. before i can do that, i must get this 239 assignment done and handed in... *sigh*

bye bye boo boo... you will be missed... (or your blog will be.. YOU arent going anywhere.. and yes, that's a command)

quizzes galore

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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correct pronounciations:

apple --> orange
orange --> squishie
squishie --> shraddha
shraddha --> chocolate
chocolate --> beef