I Love Drunk People

"I'm way drunk. I'm about to pass out on my bed. And yet, the only thing running through my mind right now is a conversation I had with my friend Brad. He told me that the next time he gets a blow job, he wants to have two plungers with him... he wants to put them over each ear of the girl and plunge away while she services him. You see, he wants to get the maximum amount of suction possible out of her. "