Little Johnny Asks: "Daddy, How was I Born?"

His Daddy responds:
"Well, son, I guess you'll have to find out SOME day... You see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met in a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to cancel the transfer, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said "You've Got Male!"