Confessions of a Moo

Aimless Ramblings of a Distracted Mind..

Monday, February 14, 2005

Brain Teasers

1. A father and his son are fishing. The boat capsizes, and the father drowns. The son is rushed to the hospital with hypothermia. The doctor looks at him, and says "I can't operate! That's my son!" How is this possible?
The doctor is the mother

2. A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the USA. Where are the survivors buried?
Survivors arent buried

3. A rooster lays an egg on a slanted roof. Which way does it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs.

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2 Comments:

At February 14, 2005 11:09 p.m., Blogger XRaVeNX said...

.rehtom s'nos eht si rotcod ehT .1
.deirub teg t'nod srovivruS .2
.sgge yal ton od sretsooR .3

 
At February 15, 2005 10:17 a.m., Blogger Smallfat said...

Yay! Very good! The answers are ACTUALLY under the questions, in white text..

I need to stop watching stupid shows like Corner Gas.

 

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