Confessions of a Moo

Aimless Ramblings of a Distracted Mind..

Monday, May 23, 2005

RFotD

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground its rib cage absorbs most of the impact. So throw your cat off a building today!" rs for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground its rib cage absorbs most of the impact. So throw your cat off a building today!

3 Comments:

At May 24, 2005 5:03 p.m., Blogger XRaVeNX said...

you copy and pasted wrong ;)

and wow... you got a fan base shrad... now you can stop complaining about people not commenting on your blog

 
At May 28, 2005 7:56 p.m., Blogger Louis said...

I am always pleased when one being survives the cruelty of another. Have you tried the Kitten Cannon (a way to get your aggressiveness out without actually dropping a real cat)?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/228520

 
At June 15, 2005 4:51 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi everyone... smallfat here.. my laptop's harddrive died. i buried it in the backyard next to the bird that we found drowned in the pool. it was a lovely ceremony. may he rest in peace. but as a result, i'm not able to post for a while, which sucks majorly. i'll keep you guys updated. thanks for the comments! hope everyone is having a good summer! much love!!

 

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