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The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.

Hee hee.

OMG..

that makes me SO happy.

I was bored, so I followed a link on a friend's xanga site that caught my attention.. it led to another person's xanga site, and I decided to comment on it. And then that person came and visited me!!

YAY! i was afraid that they'd think I was some crazy freak (which wouldn't have been that far off the mark) but they didn't! YAAAAAAAAY!!

it totally made my day.

Is it just me, or is this a little weird?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/2099470.stm

I mean.. think about WHY people watch this stuff... and then consider the concept of it being a public occupation.. am I the only one who finds it slightly disturbing?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

To All, and To All a Good Night!

Dream of Me

Let me sleep
For when I sleep
I dream that you are here
You’re mine
And all my fears are left behind
I float on air
The nightingale sings gentle lullabys
So let me close my eyes

And sleep
Per chance to dream
So I can see the face I long to touch
To kiss
But only dreams can bring me this
So let the moon
Shine softly on the boy I long to see
And maybe when he dreams
He’ll dream of me

I’ll hide beneath the clouds
And whisper to the evening stars
They tell me love is just a dream away
Dream away
I’ll dream away

So let the moon
Shine softly on the boy I long to see
And maybe when he dreams
He’ll dream of me

Think Of Me...

Think of me,
Think of me fondly,
When we've said goodbye.
Remember me
Once in a while-
Please promise me you'll try.

When you find
That once again you long
To take your heart back and be free -
If you ever find a moment,
Spare a thought for me ...

We never said
Our love was evergreen,
Or as unchanging as the sea -
But if you can still remember,
Stop and think of me ...

Think of all the things
We've shared and seen-
Don't think about the way things
Might have been ...

Think of me,
Think of me waking,
Silent and resigned.
Imagine me,
Trying too hard
To put you from my mind.

Recall those days
Look back on all those times,
Think of the things we'll never do -
There will never be a day
WhenI won't thinkof you ...

Flowers fade,
The fruits of summer fade,
They have their seasons so do we ...
But please promise me that sometimes
You will think of me.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

This IS an expensive time of year!

Expand Your Vocabulary

This is actually rather interesting..

Okay, okay.. I'm studying!

So HA!!

Blog-Surfing Is SO Entertaining!

The (possibly) Blasphemous Sermons of St. Dickeybird: Best Lines

Gay boy picks up straight boy with "I'm gonna fuck you like you fuck your girlfriend", or something similar. Fantastic.

Here are a couple:

After sex: "Wow, that was the best sex I've had since the third grade"
I used that one, and after about 2 seconds worth of shock, she laughed. Luckily.

To pick up: "How'd you like a night of the wildest, most passionate sex you've ever had?" After a quick look-up-n-down, I got a 'No'. "Great, wanna come home with me then?"
I was deemed 'cute', and got a good friend. But no sex.

Best pickup line that worked: "Wanna come over and pretend to be my boyfriend?"
Self-explanatory.

Little Johnny Asks: "Daddy, How was I Born?"

His Daddy responds:
"Well, son, I guess you'll have to find out SOME day... You see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met in a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to cancel the transfer, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said "You've Got Male!"

"The Ugly Sketchy Guy Is HOT!"

Seriously.. it's incredible how big a difference a little grooming, and some help from the "Fab Five" can make...

Before and After

Helping Yourself When You Are Depressed

Depressive disorders make one feel exhausted, worthless, helpless, and hopeless. Such negative thoughts and feelings make some people feel like giving up. It is important to realize that these negative views are part of the depression and typically do not accurately reflect the situation. Negative thinking fades as treatment begins to take effect. In the meantime:

· Set realistic goals and assume a reasonable amount of responsibility.
· Break large tasks into small ones, set some priorities, and do what you can as you can.
· Try to be with other people and to confide in someone; it is usually better than being alone and secretive.
· Participate in activities that may make you feel better.
· Mild exercise, going to a movie, a ballgame, or participating in religious, social, or other activities may help.
· Expect your mood to improve gradually, not immediately. Feeling better takes time.
· It is advisable to postpone important decisions until the depression has lifted. Before deciding to make a significant transition--change jobs, get married or divorced--discuss it with others who know you well and have a more objective view of your situation.
· People rarely "snap out of" a depression. But they can feel a little better day by day.
· Remember, positive thinking will replace the negative thinking that is part of the depression and will disappear as your depression responds to treatment.
· Let your family and friends help you.
source: National Institute of Health Publication No. NIH-99-3561

A thought on exams..

More blog surfing..

your furby: "My great contribution to science
Murphy's law:
If anything can go wrong, it will.

Corollary:At the most inopportune time.
(http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-laws.html)

My extension of Murphy's Law:
If you study hard for that important examination, the setters will decide to change the focus of the exam to one that is 'thinking-based' and 'analytical'.

Corollary: If you memorise information, it will be useless.

If you don't study for that important examination, the paper will be content-based.

Corollary: If you do not study, every question will appear to be something you remember reading on your textbooks from a month ago, and hence will appear (deceptively of course) easy, although you will not recall the exact phrasing of an answer. "

Awwww....

A cute story that I came across while blog-surfing..

Every Topic in the Universe(s?): "Last night, as I was eating my dinner, I gradually became aware that my feet, which were bare in a chilly house, were so cold that the toenails were blue; not wanting to go to the other end of the house and dig out a pair of socks, I asked my husband to come over and warm up my feet. He made a joking comment about my lack of socks, but he came right over to, I first assumed, hold my feet in his hands and maybe rub them a little to get the circulation going; he sat on the floor next to my chair... and then slid his legs and lower body UNDER the chair, lifted up his sweater, and put my icy feet under the sweater and against his bare skin. My feet were quite pleased with this, as it was VERY warm in there; my husband cringed and grimaced as one would expect a man in his circumstances to do, but he stayed there until my feet were warmed through."

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